Some people obviously have not caught the sheep bug. Apparently, you would rather allow others to run riot over you, than to have some of us speak for you. You must understand, sheep are not going away anytime soon. We are here to stay.
It is and always has been our position that humans need an advocate to discuss issues they cannot or will not discuss openly. They fear reprisals, worry employers will fire them, or family might disown them. This is the advantage of being a sheep. We are animals. You cannot expect us to sit back and watch humans make asses of themselves and not speak up. We worry about you all. We see you do things, or have things done to you and want to help you.
We like the challenge of taking to task those whom might otherwise try to silence you. We will not be silenced. We have the ability to look at an issue, from all sides, allow Bertha and Puppy to weigh in and all of us fight the good fight for the human race. It is not being catty to do so, nor out of place, misbehaving. Oh please, we have to misbehave. We live to misbehave.
Some might ask if getting fixed rattled our brains. Well, honestly, it did shake us up, and our eyes did cross, for some of us they remained that way. But No, it did not cause us to be so vocal. Humans behaving badly caused us to become vocal.
If we were not here to question your activities how would you know that you have issues? We know many have produce issues, and some even have other proclivities, some like to tango in the dark. Sheep know you better than yourselves.
We know how to address issues other journalists can’t or are afraid to. We get it, we have your backs. Nobody suspects sheep. Cats maybe, but sheep? Never. We know what makes you all tick, how you think, how you don’t think before you do or say something. We know how to spot those whose intentions are ahem……questionable?
How else did you think we could reach those without violence. Bertha’s little black book is full of names, dates, locations, and puppy knows who is into squash. You can’t hide from us. We know where you live. BUT, we do not open your emails, listen in on phone calls, read your mail, follow you in the malls. We are not the NSA. There is no patriot act for us, and we refuse to abide by anything that tries to neuter us or you. You cannot embarrass us, as we are sheep. Trust us, with Bertha and puppy, we have seen it all.
Let’s just say we have been around for eons and nobody bothered to ask us our opinions. We have seen you at your best and worst. We know there are days you wish you could crawl under rocks, back to bed, eat a whole cake in bed, swill that beer, share a cigar, and swap spit. We know some of you are into rocks of Gibralter, and need that ego boost. Some wear spanx and some need depends.
Oy, you need to follow us for a good belly laugh, when you think nobody else could possibly understand you, or get what you are trying to do or say. That is what are for.
Sit back, grab a nice cup of tea, and let us do the dirty work.